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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, February 6

I’m Reading a Book! Happy Super Bowl Day!

I just saw this too funny video over at Tynga’s Reviews and had to share!

That guy scares me so I wouldn’t interrupt him if I were you. Smile

We’re attending a Super Bowl party tonight! I can’t wait to eat all the yummy foods. Yes, I’m allowed to say that! I’m pregnant! I’m sure the game will be cool too. Winking smile

Friday, March 12

Amazon Associate WTF Moment

I enjoy looking at my Amazon Associate account to see what links people are clicking on and if anyone is ordering anything through my links.

Well, I was looking today and apparently someone purchased this book (NSFW! ):

Sunday, November 8

Twilight SNL Parody

Twilight Month Thanks to TwilightGuy I just watched this very interesting spoof of Twilight SNL style.

They call it Firelight and it stars Taylor Swift. She does an excellent job as Bella. :)

I’ll be adding this to the New Moon November post too!

Enjoy!

 

Jess Sig




Saturday, August 29

Create A Cover

I saw this first on The Ladybug Reads, her’s is good, but she saw it on The Story Siren….I either missed hers or haven’t gotten to it yet….not sure. Anyway, it was fun!

Create Your Debut YA Cover:

1. Go to “Fake Name Generator” or click http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

2. Go to “Random Word Generator” or click http://www.websitestyle.com/parser/randomword.shtml

The word listed under “Random Verb” is your title.

3. Go to “FlickrCC” or click http://flickrcc.bluemountains.net/index.php

Type your title into the search box. The first photo that contains a person is your cover.

4. Use Photoshop, Picnik, or similar to put all together. Be sure to crop and/or zoom in.

5. Post it to your site along with this text.

Here’s what I got:

Ruffle by Kathy J. Reese (my book cover)Pretty fun huh?! I don’t like the image much. I could do without the bareback, bra showing but didn’t have much choice when I had to use the first image with a person in it. :)

Did you do one? Link in comments!

Jess Sig

Friday, July 10

Final Insanity Cats - Video

This is awesome!

Watch it.
Love it.
Share it!

Sent to you by Jessica via Google Reader:

"For optimal insanity results, watch 40 consecutive times by yourself."

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Saturday, May 16

Trek Yourself!


Thanks to Larissa Ione I played along and "treked" myself. Fun for all!

If you make one post the link in comments so I can see! I only wish there were other female options. It's cool to be a male Vulcan too but I would have preferred to be female. :)


Create Your Own




Monday, February 11

How do you dress?

Saw this the other day and just thought it was too funny not to share!
Please don't take offense.
clipped from arabianmonkey.com

Do You Dress Like a Douchebag?

This definitive flow chart will let you know for sure.

By The Gerk


blog it

Tuesday, January 8

Four Things About Me

  Four Things You May or May Not Know About Me
  This one is a bit different from the rest. Four things
  about me that you may or may not have known in no particular order.
  The directions are at the End.
  
A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
  
  1. Marketing Programs Manager

  2. Strategic Sourcing Assistant

  3. Cooperative Advertising Analyst

  4. Administrative Assistant


 B) Four movies I would watch over and over:
  
  1. Drop Dead Fred

  2. 10 Things I Hate About You

  3. Moulin Rouge
   4. The Notebook

 
  C) Four places I have lived:


  1. Frederick, MD

  2. Waynesboro, PA
  3. Middletown, MD
  4. Falling Waters, WV


  D) Four TV Shows that I watch:
  1. CSI

  2. Desperate Housewives
   3. Survivor
  4. Grey's Anatomy


  E) Four places I have been:
   1. Cape Cod

  2. Hershey Park, PA

  3. New York City

  4. Philadelphia, PA (going this week!)

 
  F) People who e-mail me (regularly):
  1. Mom

  2. Patrick

  3. Ed

  4. Old Navy

 
  G) Four of my favorite foods:
  1. Sloppy Joes

  2. Spaghetti

  3. Chili, cheese, and jalapeño  dip w/ tortilla chips

  4. Chocolate Ice Cream


  H) Four places I would rather be right now:
  1. Big fluffy couch reading on my Amazon Kindle (ebook reader)       

  2. in my bed sleeping

  3. expensive day spa

  4. Canada or Switzerland


 I) Four friends I think will respond:
   1. Dunno, I'm surprised I responded!

  2.

  3.

  4. 

 
  J) Things I am looking forward to this year:
  1. Traveling with work (Philly, LA)
  2. Reading tons of books on my Amazon Kindle

  3. Making more money!!!!!

  4. Enjoying my new 2004 Chrysler Pacifica